You’re not gonna believe this, but it turns out that the self-styled smartest people in the room are a bunch of grifters
Chakotay’s mentor and some extra-dimensional aliens agree: he needs to get punched in the face more.
B’Elanna dies on her wedding night, which is sad, but better than the alternative.
Harry violates Starfleet’s bonk ban, forms a soulbond, gets a glow-up.
Seven of Nine learns that she doesn’t have to forgive her parents.